walmart conga line teeth apr 30, 23

i was fucking around in the walmart parking lot for a long time before i came inside. i think i worked there, and there was some event going on. i ended up leading a conga line of some sort and i was a rat. we conga'd around the store, and the line was huge and we were almost finished, but then my teeth started to fall out. first it was my front teeth, and then the two next to them. i kept placing them in my pocket and trying not to smile at anyone.

my teeth kept falling out faster and faster, so i had to quit the conga line and i was sad about it. an announcement came on later stating the conga line event had finished, and people kept thanking me for leading it. i was rushing through crowds of people in the store and started seeing people i knew from high school. my sister's old crush passed me and he spotted my sister, who had suddenly appeared. he called out 'hey' and she stopped to speak with him while i carried on. before this, i think she was pointing to two women and asking me if they were girls i had done volleyball or girlscouts or something with when we were still in school and i nodded in response.

one of my back teeth came loose and it was hanging by a long string of pulp in my mouth. it didn't want to come out so i kept yanking it. i finally pulled it out and it still had the bloody strings hanging from it. i shoved the pulpy tooth into my pocket with the others and my mom showed up.

there was a dentist's office in walmart and we were standing in its doorway. my mom recognized the dentist as a childhood dentist of mine who doesn't exist, and she excitedly asked what he was doing there. after the chitchat, he got me in right away and was looking around in my mouth. i gave him all of my teeth and a while later i was walking around with all my teeth intact again.

bombs, dogfood apr 18, 23

i was in high school and kept going from classroom to classroom. [redacted celebrity] kissed me and it was wet for some reason. i left and went to this hallway with a wall made entirely of windows. everyone was crouching down with their hands over their heads or staring out the window. someone pointed and i could see bombs going off in the distance on a grassy mountain. the plane turned and started dropping more bombs as it approached us.

this one meathead guy was obsessed with me and this other girl, and he was trying to get with both of us. i wanted nothing to do with him. it made me feel angry for the other girl.

then, my ex best friend was with me at her locker. i think she had some art or pictures hanging up inside. we talked and then she went away. i was in class again on a couch, and the girl we used to 'bully' cos she wouldn't leave us alone was putting dog food in my mini backpack. i told her to fuck off and dumped it out, and then the teacher noticed the ruckus cos we were supposed to be watching a movie. i told her why we were making a racket but the teacher ignored me and didn't punish her.

high school castle fire apr 9, 23

[internet friend] and i were up in a tower, which held the library of a huge high school. he was napping at our table and i was digging through my bag and saw he left a card on the table for me. it had a long note that he had written me, an $80 google play card, and a $15 gift card for something that had to do with my hockey team.

i teared up and then also took a nap until we both woke up to the bell. i hugged him and wouldn't let go cos i thought he was gonna die for some reason so i got all teary again.

we walked to our classes - he had some kind of math and i had hockey. every single sports team, girls and boys, was using the gym at once so i thought 'oh so it's gonna be like this again for sports. okay i quit'.

i went to go back to the library, which was five floors up, so i could grab important things i had left there. however, i smelt fire in the stairwells and saw some smoke, which other kids saw as well. i kept thinking i did it for some reason cos i remembered setting something ablaze and then putting it out in the library. i tried leaving the school through a side door, but some nerdy staff member wouldn't let me out. i asked if it was a side door and he replied that it was a 'para-door' and that pissed me off further.

i walked out the front of the school cos i wanted a cigarette and to see if the building was engulfed in flames so i could text my friend to get out. there were red, white, and blue fireworks going off in the far distance, as well as planes. some fat kid was driving a drone plane and started steering it at me, so i tracked him down, shoved him to the ground, and started punching him in the face.

tree in middle school mar 13, 23

i was back in my old middle school, walking toward the lockers by the entrance with friends. i was wearing a grey bowler hat with a navy colored band and laughing with someone dressed similarly to me, who i actually didn't meet until high school.

my long time elementary friend was there and she said that he and i 'seemed asexual' to her. she then asked me what that meant.

we talked by the entrance for a long time until the bell rang and i realised i didn't get a cigarette break. i got very antsy but went back to class. we were all hiding outside in a courtyard outside the classroom before a new teacher replaced the previous one and we went back inside for our assignment.

we had to analyze something we had read before lunch and answer a bunch of questions for the essay. i walked out of class into a dark hallway, which was full of trees. i was up in the trees, jumping and walking from tree to tree. the trees were part of the assignment apparently, but i was the only one in the hallway forest. i came across a very long branch that was about to snap at the base and i got stuck there. i couldn't go back or forward. luckily, the branch i was on acted as a vine and lowered me to the forest floor.

i continued through the dark forest hallway and i kept fiending for a cigarette. eventually i left a pack by the bad tree and walked away to smoke in the treeless part of the hallway as quickly as i could.

chases feb 25, 23

i was at [redacted]'s house and there were clothes everywhere. not in a messy way but like the floor was clothes instead of floor. there were these matching hoodies made out of rain jacket fabric and one was purple and black striped but had a green hood and the other had a yellow hood and black and white stripes. i kept chasing a hamster through her house.

we were playing some game similar to clue, but it only had cards and i think we were just making shit up about the murderer, like improv. her dad kept getting mad i had her clothes on or if we were in the same room together for too long. i think he was mad we were both in the bathroom and he said it was 'just weird'. she was doing the thing where she has this look on her face like everything or whatever i'm doing weirds her out.

i was chasing a black and a white rat through the house i grew up in. a bunch of cats from my childhood were there and i was trying to prevent the rats from getting attacked by them. they were sadly injured and bleeding at the throat by the time i managed to snatch them and i was horrified they would die from their injuries.

 

worms dec 31, 22

i was using some new chatting feature for a website in the living room of my parent's house. my sister was suddenly there and she was using my mp3 player. mom was acting super neurotic and then my dad came home in a vibrant, dark orange shirt. they began to fight so he went down into the basement. i followed, chasing after him so i could give him a hug. he started being warmer to me but was still yelling up the stairs at mom. then he started yelling and asking why the basement wall looked the way it did because it was white and had big splotches.

we began discussing mom and i was telling him she's always that way after she 'gets an estrogen shot'. she came downstairs so we started whispering while she went to clean litter boxes to be passive aggressive.

mom came in the laundry room with us and my sister appeared as well. mom and dad suddenly had hockey team hats on and my sister took one of them, and then i wanted one. dad gave me one but then mom started arguing with me, saying i had stolen one of her hockey team hats and that's why she gets to take mine from me. she was being oddly possessive of him as well. she left and my dad got up. my sister got up from an armchair and dropped my mp3. i went to give it back, but she put it in my hand and then fell into me. i assumed it was because she was drunk but she held onto me and wouldn't let go. i held her there and she leaned over, throwing up a huge blob of bile onto the floor. i threw up a bit in my mouth and was trying to recover as she headed to the bathroom.

she made it to the bathroom door and said 'oh shit. i shit myself.'

my dad and i were standing in the hallway by the bathroom door and we heard her say 'what the fuck? i just shit blood.' in a scared voice.

she came out of the bathroom with a white bag coming out of her. it was on the floor and my dad kneeled down. i watched, unable to say anything as he slit the thin bag and these huge organ-like things spilled out. they both began screaming because the organs started moving. my dad was trying to kill one of the giant worms as they thrashed around. he screamed 'it looks like a bullhead' as one began slithering toward me. he was screaming at me to kill it. i got stuck behind a folding chair and i grabbed onto the chair and started slamming my boot into the giant head of the worm.

 

bugs dec 4, 22

i was in some rich lady's condo that looked like a mansion inside. i turned and saw my mom in a 70s barf green armchair, talking on the phone with one of my online friends. i snatched the phone away cos she was divulging personal info. she scolded me saying i 'didn't need to get any (derogatory term for women's genitals)'.

i went out to the driveway and two internet friends i abandoned were there. they had birthday stuff with them. they blew me off and i started to head back inside but i felt a sudden stabbing in my lower back. giant water bugs started coming out from under my clothes and i kept tearing them off of me, only for more to appear. i was screaming in agony and ripping at them while my mom came out of a car and the old rich lady came out of her condo mansion to help me.

disease sept 2, 22

there was a rich city built upon stilts. a girl had a treehouse built on top of her room in her tiny house. the city collapsed as i was looking for my sister.

my dad and i were in a clearing in the woods on a log. a deer came up behind me and i turned and pet it. then it got fucked up and pieces of the deer were disappearing. its throat and chin where i had pet it had that disease and pus coated to it. i asked my dad if it had the disease and he said yes. he took us around the neighborhood in a truck and the redneck neighbors were also in trucks. then he disappeared and i was in the street outside my parents house waiting for him. the streets turned to winter as me and my sister waited.

i was in my room and i kept worrying about getting [cat] sick with the disease. a huge crow outside my small window kept diving down and coming back up in front of the window with cat food in its claws, unaware i was watching it.

 

family rescue july 4, 22

i was the eldest brother of a poor family. i had a brother and the sister was the youngest. our mom died at the kitchen table after making us dinner and we were very upset. scared about when our alcoholic father would get home, we cleaned everything up to make it seem like she didn't make us dinner at all.

i looked out the front door and saw he was fast approaching in the night.

i grabbed my little sister but she turned into a boy. we found our middle brother had betrayed us to work with dad. we ran away and they came after us along with a mob of townsfolk. i ran up the dark street and up a hill. the hill led to woods that were a mini golf course. i swore and then almost fell down a cliff thing. it had a huge tree with big red and white spotted mushrooms. the trunk had big cubbies and i jumped down to the bottom using them. then i knew we would be stuck and i consulted this magical fairy girl that had been available to assist me the entire time.

when she spoke it looked like video game text speech on a brown sign. she said that she wasn't actually there to help and i had no idea what her purpose was then.

 

harassment jun 26, 22

i was at a courthouse with my family and a bunch of people were doing computer tests in the top floor library. i couldn't find my charger. i was walking around and saw some people from high school. people i thought were [redacted] and her sister went skipping past me and i was relived they ignored me. then they turned around to cut me off and skip past me again. i kept going up and down from the main floor.

eventually me and dad got separated from mom and maybe my sister. we were suddenly in colorado at this one building. there was a huge, pretty waterfall thing that google told me had some made up word for it that doesn't exist. suddenly [redacted] was there and dad let her in the van with us. she kept coming on to him and giggling and i thought he was humoring her. i opened twitter and posted 'i'm with [redacted] and she keeps spreading her legs at my dad. i'm going to kill everyone in the car and then myself.' then she kept beating me with stuffed animals and telling me her mom works at a sam's club we drove past.

she was now in my room telling me her and [redacted] broke up. she said she was scared of being alone and that she feared she would die that way. i said 'haven't you always been like that?' and she told me in a very sad voice not to say that. i smirked to myself.